Did you hear about the baby born with organs of both sexes? It had a penis and a brain

I seriously think most men are just not wired right to understand women. Don't get me wrong my Husband is great, but sometimes I want to dig into his mind like HELLO ARE YOU THERE, what don't you get, I told you exactly what I wanted or needed, you didn't get that so I drew you a map, made note cards, and a power point presentation, and your still clueless??

And I am also not just talking about Mine, like I said its most men that are frustrating.

Example: We were suppose to deep clean the house yesterday, He goes fishing for 5 hours, so we move it to today, but complained how dirty the house was when he got home. Today he claims he cleaned, took off to go fishing AGAIN, I have no IDEA what he cleaned because it looks the same as when I went to bed, I called him like WTF? His response "well I'll be home in 4 maybe 5 hours, well I don't know, so you should just start cleaning- and then ill clean when I get home" Pshkk YEA right like he'll clean, he'll come home take a nap, and be too tiredddd. And next weekend he asked what I wanted to do for Mothers day, I said go to Dana. "Oh, well I'm going hunting on Saturday and then we're going to my Moms on Sunday"
Ummmm so why did you ask me what I wanted to do if you already knew what YOU were doing? 

Dear Men YOUR DUMB, Figure it out or all women in the next generation will become Lesbians....

If Tim Tebow has a thought..Is it a Christian Ponder?

Tim Tebow......(shaking my head)

I think I have had debates about him everyday for the past 30 weeks. It is overtaking my life!

Lets get this straight..
I DISLIKE HIM... Yes He is a HARD WORKER, but so are most people in the NFL..There's a man named Peyton Manning; Maybe you've heard of him? Well, HE IS the hardest working man in the NFL. The only people who dislike P.Man  are people with small penises and Patriot Fans.

But in good news at least he has takin me away from trashing Rivers or Brady for the time being. Those two can go have pity parties together, and see who has the best face cream.

What happened to real men as QB's in the NFL? Like Maybe, Marino, Elway, Montana, Young, Manning, Favre and the newest addition CAM NEWTON

Well now that Denver Colorado has turned into the new fascination I guess my dreams of moving there will be put on hold, for my own safety that is...